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First off, I apologize. We will not have an edition of The Weekly Everything this week. Sadly, my day job is not “blogger extraordinaire” and it’s been a particularly busy week in real-job-land. The Weekly Everything shall be back next Friday with twice as much content—as soon as I get around to sorting and organizing it all.

Don’t despair kids, I shall not leave you empty-handed as we head into the weekend. In an internet forum (yes, I’m a huge fucking nerd, whatever) discussion the other day about Le Le, I met a new friend from Amsterdam. He introduced me to De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig, another musical project of P. Farbergé of Le Le. DJVT translates to “The Youth of Today”, a very apt title for these boys.

With a sound thats part hip-hop and part electro, with a bit of Chromeo and every American rap stereotype thrown in for panache, DJVT are an interesting listen. Their sound runs the gamut from one trendy cliché to the next, but it works—really, really well. You can tell the three members, Vieze Fur (”Dirty Fur”) a.k.a. Vieze Freddie (”Dirty Freddie”) or Baksteen (”Brick”) (real name Freddie Tratlehner), P. Fabergé a.k.a. P. Dronq or Peppie (real name Pepijn Lanen) and Willie Wartaal (real name Ollicio Locadia), listen to everything they can get their hands on. With a reputation for fucking around and telling bullshit stories, DJVT are tongue-in cheek in the best way possible. They don’t take themselves too seriously and it makes for music that is 100% fun.

Check out a couple of tracks from De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig’s recently released album De Machine:

De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig - Deze Donkere Jongen Komt Zo Hard (128 kbps)

De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig - Applaus (128 kbps)

(Special note for the Chicago readers: Doesn’t Applaus sound SO Juke? It reminds me of Dude ‘N Nems’ Watch My Feet. Perhaps Chicago’s Juke movement has made its way as far as Amsterdam.)

As a non-Dutch speaker, the lyrics to DJVT’s tracks were unfortunately, completely lost in translation. “Holler” and “Air Maxes” were about the only words I was able to pick out on my initial listening. Luckily, CreamTeam’s newest Dutch friend, Mercwnz, was amazingly kind enough to open up the world of DJVT to us Americans with a translation of their track Stofzuiger (video posted above). If you’ve read this far and watched the video, you get that these boys have a fantastic sense of humor—but I guarantee you are not prepared for their lyrics. Unadulterated, filthy fun. I imagine the DJVT Dutchmen could definitely show me a fun night in Amsterdam (wink, wink).

(Translation after the page jump, keep on reading)

Translation of Stofzuiger by De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig:
(Editor’s note: Some sections that were unable to be translated were eliminated from the write-up below.)

Aangekomen in de club is de vibe volkomen kut
Arrived in the club, the vibe is fucked.

Alleen wat aangereden dames en wat aangeschoten grut
Only some cracked-out ladies and some tipsy trash.

Dus de jeugd neem het over van die bedeesde koters
So the youth takes over from those timid kids.

Grijp de mic en een chickie, kijk hoe ik die twee betover
Grab the mic and a girl, look how I put a spell on them.

Trizzy boy, P. Dronq en hij brengt je de stofzuiger,
Trizzy Boy and P. Drink bring you the Vacuumcleaner.

Was die shit voorheen al stront, wordt het nu nog vuiger
Was the shit already shit, its going to be dirtier now.

‘k kan niet alleen mooi praten, maar ben ook groot geschapen
I don’t just talk pretty but I’ve got a large dick as well.

Ja je wijf eet mn kledder, 5 meter verder.
Yes, your girl eats my cum, 5 foot away.

En is het dronken gebobbel of gevaarlijk in de maat
Is it just drunk talk or dangerously in the beat.

Er wordt standaard dom gehobbeld, dat bepaal ik inderdaad
There’s standard stupid dancing, I guarantee.

Door je knieën, hou de slang vast, tuit je lippen, schudt die zak leeg
Down on your knees, hold that hos, open your mouth and, empty that sack.

‘t is je kruimel eregast en je dansvloerstrateeg
Its the smalltime VIP, the dancefloor strategist.

alle chickies, oost, noord, west, zuuiiiid
All chicks—East, North, West, Ssooouuutth.

Drop je drankjes, doe een dansje en hoor het geluid
Drink your drinks, do a dance and listen to the sound.

Met Vieze Fur, Willy W en natuurlijk de Majeur
With Dirty Fur, Willy W. and of course, the Major.

Dus schudt je billen met die P, en ga erveur
So shake your ass and go for it.

Ref (2x)

Pak de slang vast (Doe de stofzuiger)
Take that hos, (do the Vacuumcleaner)

Schud die zak leeg (Doe de stofzuiger)
Empty that sack, (do the Vacuumcleaner)

Tuit je lippen (Doe de stofzuiger)
Open your mouth, (do the Vacuumcleaner)

Door je knieën (Doe de stofzuiger)
Down on your knees, (do the Vacuumcleaner)

Onterecht, onverklaard, ik ben kánkervuil
Undeserved, unexplained, I’m fuckin’ dirty.

Stofzuigende sletjes worden afgebeuld
Vacuumcleaning sluts, will be teared down.

De meest harde shit, prop ik in je kont
The hardest shit, I’ll stuff in your ass.

De meest verse vis, zet ik aan mn mond
The freshest fish, I’ll put that on my mouth.

Het is die snotneus die je kont kneust
Who is that bastard who bruises your ass?

Douw m’n reus in je mond heus
Stuff my giant in your mouth for sure.

Serieus je kreunt, doe een zeugkreun
Seriously you moan, do a squeal moan.

Dan loop ik hier echt geen potjes te rollen
I won’t be pushing dykes.

Rellen met dellen, ballende dellen
Play about with sluts, cocky sluts.

Zelfs modellen, ze willen me bellen
Even models, they want to call me.

De dekker neemt dat kreng alsof ik Guus Meeuwis ben
The stallion takes that bitch like Guus Meeuwis (Dutch singer).

Kleven, plakken, zweten, huisje, doosje, spacen
Stick, stick, sweat, house, dox, spacen (getting high).

En je weet het, stofzuigen zal ze zeker
And you know, she will be Vacuumcleaning.

Ref (2x)

Pak de slang vast (Doe de stofzuiger)
Take that Hos, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Schud die zak leeg (Doe de stofzuiger)
Empty that sack, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Tuit je lippen (Doe de stofzuiger)
Open your mouth, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Door je knieën (Doe de stofzuiger)
Down on your knees, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Couplet

Shit is aan drie pillen in m’n maag, ja
Shit it’s on, 3 pills in my stomach. Yes.

Fok ecstacy ik space op de Viagra
Fuck Ecstacy, I’m tripping on Viagra.

Dus mn pik is stijf en dat is jouw probleem
So my dick is hard and that’s your problem.

Zie je m’n lul? Schuif je lips er omheen
You see my dick? Wrap your lips around it.

Nieuw dansje, zie het als een huishoudelijke klus
New dance, look at it like it’s a domestic job.

Alleen dit dansje kan overal zelfs achterin de bus
This dance could be done everywhere—even in the back of a school bus.

In Italië heet dit dansje fellatio
In Italy they call it fellatio.

Lik hoertje lik, tot je stikt
Lick whore lick, until your choke.

Ik zei lik hoertje lik, tot je stikt
I SAID: Lick whore lick, until you choke.

Tranen in je ogen, last van de hik
Tears in your eyes, getting hiccups.

Toch blijf ik gewoon kletsen, als m’n ballen op je bips
I’ll keep pounding on your ass, my balls on your ass.

Pomp deze stronk, deze deze stronk
Pound this rod, this this rod.

Ik zeg pomp deze stronk, deze deze stronk
I SAID: Pound this rod, this this rod.

Doe de duizend decibel, je raakt gewond
Give me a thousand decibel, you’ll get hurt.

Godver, Bass, je gouden tand trilt uit je mond
Goddamn bass, your gold teeth vibrates out of your mouth.

Ref (2x)

Pak de slang vast (Doe de stofzuiger)
Take that Hos, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Schud die zak leeg (Doe de stofzuiger)
Empty that sack, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Tuit je lippen (Doe de stofzuiger)
Open your mouth, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

Door je knieën (Doe de stofzuiger)
Down on your knees, (do the Vacuumcleaner).

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