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Keeping with the hip-hop theme of the day, I’d like to introduce you all to one of my new favorite blogs.

No Room Service Just Snacks and Shit is a hilarious read. Even if you aren’t a hip-hop fan, I guarantee you will find something to make you laugh until your coworkers stare. It’s a simple concept, two guys post rap lyrics and witty synopsis. These lyrics often go unnoticed in the context of the song, but when highlighted as a snippet are completely ridiculous. One thing is a given, I’m going to be listening to lyrics a lot more carefully from now on.

A SELECTION OF PERSONAL FAVORITES:

But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me
—Canibus, Second Round K.O.
Yeah you’re right, I don’t, and you know what? I guess I’m okay with that.
Filed under: straight-up homosexual, too public, are you kidding me?

Watch a movie in the jacuzzi, smoke L’s while you do me.
—Notorious B.I.G., Big Poppa
Way too many things planned at once. The movie just won’t get watched if you’re trying to smoke weed and get laid in a jacuzzi at the same time. Something is going to get messed up, seriously.

I might eat out tonight. Depending on how I feel.
—Young Buck, I Like The Way She Do It by G-Unit
Filed under: Things not worth rapping about in a song.

Canibus - Second Round K.O. (192 kbps)

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